Begging for Boris

 Sir Graham Brady has said this is all going to be sorted within a week, hopefuls need to get a hundred votes and then it will go the members. 

The media is crying out for Boris who is coming back early from his holidays with his new girlfriend  wife and mother of his two youngest children. 

I keep breaking down in tears, thinking of him and that love story and those blonde haired children and that scruffy rescue dog from the Christmas card he sent me. To see that family back in Downing Street would be like a Disney film.

Justice would be served. Stability restored. Lessons learnt. 

I wonder if he will. Frankly, why should he? After the way he was treated? If it can turn me off the party I've loved for so long, surely it would do the same to him. Now we've interrupted his holiday. 

The media are really pushing for Boris, the same ones that pushed him over the edge. Bless him. We will just have to see what happens. This has certainly got my interest in the party back again let me tell you. 

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